Ramping It Up: Children w disabilities, opinions, books: Writer in Residence at a Hospital

I'm no great fan of Alain de Botton, but when I heard him on the radio reading from his recent work that came from being a writer in residence at an airport, yes I was inspired. It wasn't the writing, so much as the idea. At an airport, of course, he got to see it all: drama, passion, reunions, farewells, lost luggage, bad behaviour, exemplary behaviour, all sorts of cultures and nationalities - and, perhaps, architecture and a space that's sometimes stateless sometimes all about citizenship, sometimes cozy sometimes cold, and frequently defined by ridiculously expensive mediocre coffee. But the thing that got me, was the idea of institutions and writers in residence.

Where else could you have writers in residence, and what would their stories be?

Of course, lost of institutions have already done this. Libraries. Schools. Prisons. Art Galleries. Universities. But imagine what would happen if you kept expanding it. Imagine the skills required: not just to write, but to listen, to elicit, to empathise, and maybe to confront. Writer in residence at a funeral home. Writer in residence at a laundromat. At a hardware store. At one of those dreadful baby shops full of cute furniture and anxious new parents. At a shoeshop. At an aged care facility. At a petrol station and roadhouse in the middle of nowhere.

At a hospital. At a children's hospital.

It's not news that hospitals are full of dramas. ER. All Saints. Scrubs. General Hospital. Grey's Anatomy. But the delicacy of telling the real stories and being a writer whose job it is to gather those stories? How would you do it? And how on earth would you do it ethically? I can imagine the writer sitting for days by a bedside, needing to be part of the action, needing to feel the energy and flows and stories that swirl around. Feeling the anxiety and tears and warmth.

Because, OMG as they say, the stories.

Morgaine has been out of hospital now since 26 July. Not quite two months. And I've been off work on LWOP for most of that time - which seems odd, given that after the crazy six months of endless hospital admissions, she's fine now. For the moment. It's increased my anxiety and guilt in some ways, rather than lessened it, as I feel that I'm waiting for the next crisis. It may happen next week, or it may not happen until next year. Stasis. Limbo. But time to reflect.

Time to remember some of those many many hospital stays - and the people, and their stories. There was one particularly intense ten or twelve day period, when M was admitted under the neurology team, because as well as her usual respiratory distress, she'd had seizures as well. So we were in a different ward. The room wasn't particularly big, but there were six beds, and six recliner-chairs for the parents. All in a row, all right next to each other, with a strange intimacy and a carefully practiced set of rituals around listening and not-listening. We all made an effort to let the others be private, but were also ready to leap in when required. We couldn't help but know each other's stories.

The small boy in the next bed had a terminal cancer and a set of zippered-looking scars all over his head. They were on holidays from interstate, when he suddenly got very sick. The parents were delighted with the care and treatment he received at this hospital, the progress made, but there was an undercurrent between them. The father was utterly dedicated to his son, with an air of zealousness that I suspect we all get when our children have complex health problems and no easy answers. He'd latched onto an alternative food regime that he was convinced of, that meant this child was being fed only protein. Nothing else. The father made up all his food, and the mother was weary and resigned. The doctor's didn't think it was a good idea, and I don't think she did either. And the little boy was offered some toast one day, by one of the wardies, and the poor child was delighted. It was taken off him. Those wardies are the ones you might follow, if you were the writer in residence, as their everyday activities create the connections between people. Emptying the bins, collecting the trays, endlessly mopping the floors and saying hello to the crumpled, stiff necked, parents, and the wide-eyed children.

Across in the next corner was a 15 year old girl who'd had major brain surgery, and was peg fed. Her mother was constantly on call and never seemed able to even take a deep breath on her own. If she walked to the corner to rinse out the attachment for feeding, the girl would start calling out, anxious and demanding, peevish, annoyed. Where were you where were you I can't see you. Both had masses of dark wavy hair, but the girl's was shaved on one side. That woman was doing it tough. One day she called her ex, to explain yet more surgery, another procedure, another in a long list of dramas, and as we all pretended or tried to close our ears, there was clearly a complete meltdown going down on the other end of the phone, of the Why Didn't You tell Me I have a Right to Know. Just calm down, she kept saying, let me tell you, it happened so fast, just calm down. And on and on and on. She was curled in on herself, her and her child, didn't really speak to anyone else, and had a pretective air. She seemed so private I didn't speak to her when we finally left, a week later or however long it was, and then there she was, standing up in the corner, waving, wishing us all the best.

And right in the middle of another night, a thin woman came in from the Intensive Care Unit, with her 9 month old baby connected to more tubes and wires and shunts and ivs than I've ever seen. They had had to lift off the entire top of his skull, and cut open the bones which were fused together, not allowing space for his brain to grow. He had a helmet of bandages that made his head seem huge, and his eyes were black and swollen. She was breastfeeding him, and all he wanted was to be held, to feed, to be given pain relief. Her husband and two sons came down with a horrible flu and couldn't come in to see her, and they were from hundreds of kms away, staying in hospital accommodation. Then, within a day or two, this fragile child sat up, smiled, looked around, was ready to play.

Directly opposite, was a young Samoan girl, only about ten years old but looking older, which meant everyone thought she was able to cope more than she could. Her leg had been broken and reset with pins, and was now encased in a series of metal halos and wires, that meant she had to go through many complicated manouvres to get in and out of bed. To be hoisted into a wheelchair. To try to go to the loo. How do I put my undies on, she said to the nurses? A conversation about sewing and velcro ensued, and whether her nanna could maybe fix that for her. A young and utterly gorgeous mother, with another little baby, in and out by her bedside. Lots of visitors and laughing aunties and grandmothers. Then they all went out one night, and took longer to come back than she expected. Sobbing from her bed. I've never been on my own before, she said. So I called them up on my mobile, to find out where they were and when they'd be back. They thought I was a nurse so there was lots of confusion, and of course we were all best friends after that.

And in the other corner? A young Aboriginal woman with a tiny beautiful baby who was having breathing problems. Her team was by her side - literally her team, a whole group of young women in uniforms, with the Aboriginal flag and an air or protectiveness. Stories of custody and access. Lots of laughing. Conspiratorial intense phonecalls. Someone wasn't going to be let into the bedside.

Everyone offered each other fruit, or leftover sandwiches. Magazines full of mind-numbingly tedious glamourpusses in red dresses and push-up bras. I'm going down to the cafe do you want anything. Keeping track of the many teams of doctors who flitted in and out, never leaving any clear sign that they'd ever been there.

And sleeping in a reclining chair that doesn't quite recline properly, with a foot jammed against the bottom to stop yourself being concertina'd back like a cartoon cat in a booby-trapped house. Cameraderie and strangeness.

Then the boy with the protein was able to go home, and another woman came in. She had the final space, right next to the bin and the front door. There were visitors everywhere, and chaos. My girl was moaning a lot, less than a metre from her child'd bed. She rejected any overtures of friendliness. Her daughter had fallen off a piece of playground equipment and broke her arm - awful, of course, and distressing, but if there's a heirarchy of these things, it didn't really compare to the brain surgeries and terminal illnesses and touch-and-go situation of the rest of the room.

This woman looked around.

But We Are Private Patients, Don't We Get a Private Room?

This is a public hospital, m'dear, said the formidable nurse. In these situations, they're all Formidable. Beds are allocated according to need.

Her body language froze with distaste, and she then spent an entire night listening to my girl moan unhappily (a sure sign she was getting better, but not that much fun for everyone else), with lights flashing in her face from the nurse's station, and with the tap going off and on as everyone paid attention to best handwashing practices. Part of me wanted to laugh - this woman was getting the Public Hospital from Hell experience, just as she expected.

So if I was writer in residence for that ward, that'd be the comic relief.