Blogging is like exercise - you stop, and then it's hard to get back into it properly. The intoxicating smell of sweat just smells like sweat. Can't find the hand-wraps. Don't want to write a whinge-post. It's too hot to get the heart rate up. Your observations seem lame. Every time you put on the t-shirt and cotton pants, a child wakes up and needs something. And. So. Boringly. On.
And like the warm-up stretches, the burn-out kicks and combinations you need to get started kickboxing, the blog begins with a warm-up series of apologies, excuses, guilt, and a quick one-two to your own head. Ah, the sporting analogy: I shoulda been a politician. Erk, no, the old "fit for office" crap of Howard-the-daily-walker, Abbott-in-his-cossies, Turnbull-skipping-with-his-wit or Rudd-stretching-his-piousness-to-the-limit makes me want to gag. Although the way they're all turning to religion is getting up my nose even more. Sure, watching the sectarian politics of the 1950s through the prism of history is interesting; hearing Sebastian Barry talking about the drama and tragedy of families divided by it in Ireland is utterly entrancing, although that could just be him; seeing the occasional Druid striding through the Parliament of Religions on the news is hilarious . . . but in a Prime Minister? Leader of the opposition? New Premier of NSW? Bugger off.
But, as it's the time of year when lipstick slides off your face and I find myself, mid conversation, distracted by the line of sweat moving down the back of my lef and dripping off my calf - then of course, I'm more than a little distracted by Christmas, logisitics, going to the Post Office, soaking fruit for Chrissie cakes, and by the enduring myth that things wind down at the end of the year. Instead, things ramp up. Deadlines loom. People I'm trying to line up for work become more and more elusive. And I try desparately hard not to be rattled by not knowing exactly what I'll be doing for work next year. Each week, for the last 6 weeks, I've had a conversation about how we've almost-sorta-kinda-nailed down the exact job. Can't complain, even, as I do have an ongoing position in a wildly interesting cultural organisation, surrounded by clever, sparky, opinionated, good people. But detail detail detail. And I've tried so damn hard to be flexible and accommodating and understanding and to proclaim to all and sundry that I'm Fine With That that I have, as usual, been in denial about the impact of uncertainty.
In other words, while making fruitcake, have been behaving, behind the scenes, like a bit of a fruitcake myself.
What Abe would call, in his gorgeously matter-of-fact medical manner, "emotionally labile".
Which is another reason to avoid blogging, because the world needs more whingers like it needs an unresolved, messy, disorganised, Climate Change Summit. Oh, that's right . . .
And on the subject of denial, I'm not prepared to blame feeling occasionally wobbly on my life. But I'm quite happy to blame hormones - while reserving the right to slag off biological determinists left, right, and centre. (Ah, the pleasure of contradiction.) But really, have been on the mini-pill for the last six months, and I never respond that well to fake hormones. I remember being on the capital-P pill when I was 18,19, 20 and it left me feeling all over the place. Not logically depressed, because let's face it there are logical reasons to be depressed, about everything from sexism and inequality to being broken hearted or whatever. And then there are the times it feels bit unhinged and cwazy. And I'm not prepared to be depressed about having a daughter with a disability because really and truly and ruly I don't find that depressing. Oh ok, I do get a little wistful and pissed off in children's playgrounds when there's nothing she can play on, when inclusiveness seems deliberately mitigated against, when the social-medical-financial-cultural systems seem so damn unhelpful, but on a personal level? Nuh. So, time to rethink the whole contraception thing.
Might be time to "get me tubes tied", which instantly catapults me into childhood, overhearing mysterious conversations between mum and her friends. Mum was in her early-mid-40s, just like me, when she went to the family doctor to talk about getting her tubes tied. Unlike me, at exactly the same age she already had seven children. Seven. Did I say seven? More than six but less than eight. More than my two, that's for sure. I was one of the Small Fry, as we were called, the babies. So the doctor looked at her and said, "Mother, but you're a young woman!" Did I say seven? Bloody hell.
(And yes, I know vasectomy is another good option, but poor Abe has been both done and undone, so his Bits deserve a break.)
And when you're 17, 25, 32, and you're obsessed with not getting pregnant; then you're 40, and obsessed with getting pregnant, it can seem endless. This thinking about ovulation. Conception. Terminations. Pregnancy.
Which leads me, of course, to my usual thinking too much into the future. Thinking about my girl, and her life, and her future, and what her relationship to her own body will be. What autonomy she'll have. I was listening just this week to a terribly moving radio doco about disability and sexuality. About the need and pleasure in being touched. And of course, I don't want to be weird about this, as Morgaine isn't even three, and I'm not launching into sexualising her, but they are big, important, issues. She's a very affectionate, physical wee girl. This morning, I popped her into our bed, and she loved the feel of the sheets and being in a different space. She kicked her legs and wiggled on her back. She rolled over to look me in the face. I traced my finger down her nose and across her jawline, which made her giggle like mad. At this age, as a child, she can easily get all the affection and physical warmth she likes. What happens when she's an adult? How long will we still be around to easily hold her hand and let her stroke our arms as we talk to her?
Because in my darker moments, I worry about her vulnerability. Of course. That's the thing about her condition. She has - and I was just reading one of the supporting documents we have - "severe weakness from birth". She will "require ongoing hands on support for all activities of daily life" forever. Which means she can accept your help, but she can't tell you to go away. When Clancy sinks his teeth into her soft buttery skin, as he's taken to lately, she can't push him away or make him stop. She can make a noise, but she can't make that all important sound, that feminist tool, that intervention, that statement of self: she can't say, "No!"
Will she ever be able to? That's what we have to work on. Communication, if not speech. And after trying and absorbing the Hanen Method, thinking about (but not properly applying) Makaton, we're now moving intoa picture recognition system, that will require a lot of intensive work. Of course, it's likely that what will work will be a combination of all these things.
And my hope rises, yet again, as I hear M making different types of sounds. They're Almost Consonents. This is a new category of sound I'd never been attuned to before, the Almost Consonent. Gradations. Her vowels are well and truly there, but the mouth control that goes into consonents are lacking. And so I hear what could almost-kinda-maybe be an M. A glotal stop that could be moving towards a G. Well, at least we're not native speakers of the Click Language. (I really did meet someone once, who spoke that language. She was here for a conference on rivers and land and the meaning of place - or was it of deserts or mountains? - and she explained her conneciton to that place in her own language, before translating it for us. Magic. One of those moments when a person speaks with their face and whole body.)
And oddly, there are no sounds but the whirr of a fan; the ka-thunk of building work next door; and that endless nagging of crows. Because Clancy decided to fall asleep just as I had managed to get all the Christmas presents bundled up and ready to post off; and M's respite carer is here, and has exhausted her with some four-point-kneeling over a footstool (which, given the effort she has to make to raise her head even a little bit, even when you're holding her forehead, is fair enough). So my biggest complaint of the last 2 months has been answered (can I not get two-and-a-half-minutes of uninterrupted time to do something, anything??)
And meanwhile, in the last very little while, an email came in confirming what I'd be doing next year. It means a change of focus, and bigger ideas, sustained ideas, meatier research. Which is great, but I need that reflective space to find and pursue and pitch some of those ideas. All at two-and-a-half-days per week. Time to turn into Eddie from Absolutely Fabulous: Ideas ideas ideas, sweeetie! Ooooh, look, Bolly.
And so, with the bubbles, the attention returns to Christmas. Which, as an atheist, is a completely family-and-friends celebration thing for me, which I do enjoy. I don't mind creating our own rituals, either, even if they are secular. Hell, especially if they're secular. But part of that tradition, for me, is noise and chaos, endless cooking, and going to the beach in the afternoon. Lots of sisters and neices and nephews. But this year, for the first time ever, it's "just us". Helllooooooo Nuclear Family, oh where did your picket fence go, et cetera. Which is a little disconcerting. So I'm trying to remember all the things that exasperate me about a noisy, chaotic, huge, messy Christmas, as there's no excuse not to do the things that just don't work with a huge gathering of coeliacs and vegetarians and 14 year olds and 9 yr olds and 50 year old brother in law who tells the same stories every single year. So I dream of elegant, funky, warm, delicious, relaxing, energising, fun, memorable (ie completely impossible) days of wine and roses. Huh!
But at least I've baked a damn Christmas cake. Gluten free and soaked in brandy. A ring of almonds on top that isn't too wonky.
The ritually flustered and stressful visit to the post office, of course, has yet to happen.
